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  • winterhascome:

    lauramcquarrie:

    transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

    GHOST-IT NOTES.

    (Source: nothxpls, via marimbahappy)

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  • sassykardashian:

    Fred: Okay team let’s split up

    Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

    (via thefuuuucomics)

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  • swag-canada:

    he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

    (Source: meme-face1, via kingofmondays)

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  • me as a parent

    boytoynamedtroy:

    my kid: whats for dinner

    me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    me: *does split on the kitchen table*

    (via marimbahappy)

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  • shredevi:

    shredevi:

     What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

    Feyoncé

    (Source: shreracha, via kingofmondays)

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  • seejelly:

    two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

    (Source: standardgaydad, via kingofmondays)

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  • hartosexuals-mdk:

    tylerslittleshit:

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

    beben-eleben:

    Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces

    WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS

    this was extremely entertaning

    The last one though :’)

    (via kingofmondays)

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  • pinktalisman:

    getting that thing in the mail likeimage

    image

    image

    (via imayoshishouichi)

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  • the-big-phan-theory:

    xace-oflight:

    togetherwecanrecover:

    sammneiland:

    mybuttisaurus:

    i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

    Calming CAT!

    oh my god it is calming

    i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

    He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

    Everyone should know of calming cat.

    this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

    (via crashingintolauren)

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  • kitteningrayspaces:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    ohgodhesloose:

    *boop* *bap*

    "I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

    WHAT NO

    This made me giggle far too much

    (Source: catleecious, via kingofmondays)

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  • a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

    animeteen:

    1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
    2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
    3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
    4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

    (Source: kiluas, via kingofmondays)

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  • amysfall:

    we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

    (via kingofmondays)

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  • why-wolf:

    sexetc:

    unimoosapus:

    gayisthenewokay:

    if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

    I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

    Don’t forget Celebrate Bisexuality Day on September 23rd! Reblog if you support bisexual people!

    oH MY GOD BI DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS WAS MADE TO BE

    (Source: cantcontrolthegay, via crashingintolauren)

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  • sosa-parks:

    Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

    (via kingofmondays)

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