I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
Friends. You are talking about friends.
(Source: darknessalwayslosestolight, via i-believe221)
May222013
11PM
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(via rockythegnome)
10PM
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via mis-edventures)
10PM
maybe if i leave my laptop on my stomach long enough my insides will cook and ill die
(via satanictoddler)
10PM
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via satanictoddler)
10PM
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
(via rockythegnome)
10PM
(via rockythegnome)
10PM
I guess you could say the Doctor’s gravestone is…
Dead Sexy.
(via madformads)
10PM
(Source: 40licks, via zombiescominginmywindow)
10PM
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via zombiescominginmywindow)
10PM
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
(via zombiescominginmywindow)
10PM
- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
10PM
“
If a young woman in middle school or high school hangs up a poster of Barack Obama in her room, this is seen as acceptable. It’s fine for women to admire men and want to be like them.
If a young man (the same age) hangs up a poster of Hillary Clinton in his room, this is seen as odd (maybe even troubling, is he gay? Oh no!).
Society tells us young men can’t think of women as role models, unless they’re a family member, whereas young women can admire and seek to emulate anyone, regardless of gender.
If you’re a young man, and if you have a poster on your wall with a woman, she had better be half-naked in a bikini, even if the Ronald Reagan or Gen. Patton poster next to it obviously features the man fully-clothed.
Young men are not to taught to think of women as role models. They are taught to think of them as either family members or sexual objects. There is no other category presented.
” source (via spinals)(Source: there-was-a-girl, via zombiescominginmywindow)
10PM
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
(via zombiescominginmywindow)
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